CBP officers at Tampa International reportedly cracked open the luggage to find not just undeclared cigars and sketchy plants, but a foil-wrapped bag stuffed with bones — including part of a human skull. Yeah. Not a typo. The passenger allegedly told officers it was all for ritual purposes (like that makes it less spooky?), but CBP wasn’t buying it. Officials cited serious health risks, confiscated the remains, and destroyed them. CBP even leaned into the macabre with a cheeky warning tweet: “We’ll always have a bone to pick.” Someone get this social media manager a raise. From cigars to skulls, Tampa airport just went from Margaritaville vibes to straight-up horror movie in five minutes flat. Imagine being the customs agent who unwrapped that surprise… yikes.