In a move that's got everyone clutching their pearls, Aalborg Zoo in Denmark has announced that they're open for pet donations—only these donations are more of the 'sacrifice to nature' kind. Their official statement reads like a bizarre mix of a pet adoption ad and a medieval offering ceremony. According to the zoo, animals like hens, rabbits, and guinea pigs are crucial to their carnivorous animals' diet. And yes, they said it with a straight face! They've got European lynxes that apparently need to keep it real with whole prey meals, just like they would in the wild. So if you’ve got a pet that needs rehoming and a stomach for some dark humor, this might just be your chance to contribute to nature's circle of life. Oh, and it doesn’t stop there. The zoo is also accepting horses! But don’t worry, there’s a catch—your horse has to be under 4 feet 10 inches and in tip-top health (no sickly steeds, please). The zoo promises a humane end by their trained staff, followed by the whole chop-chop routine. It's like tax-deductible pet sacrifice, because yes, you can get a deduction for your dear Dobbin. So, if you’re in Denmark and your pet's been channeling its inner sacrificial lamb, Aalborg Zoo's got the hunger to help. But maybe keep Fluffy and Fido on a tight leash for now!